", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! A page for describing Quotes: Team Fortress 2. ", "We almost died on that hill! The entire idea of the Demoknight. Presto, you're dead! ", "Ahhh! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. You can't see it, but I'm dropping and giving you twenty! ", "Do not get cocky, men, even though we have every reason to be! I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! The update revealed the Demoman's lifestyle; along with working three jobs, he lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his blind mother. In the USA, "plaid" can also refer to any cloth with a checked pattern, similar to tartan. ", "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! Hasta gazpacho! NOOOOOOOOOOO By lehomer22 2022-01-08 09:30 69% (441) Demoman TF2 Video Kaboom Death "am drunk YOU don' have an excuse" By lehomer22 2021-11-18 11:30 82% (441) ", "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul! ", "Lads, I watched their scrim! ", "My foot will transform into a foot - with your ass wrapped around it! Team Fortress 2 is a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. The first film he acted in was Summer's Children in 1979. One of the best TF2 Demoman weapons are grenades, which you can throw around corners, onto battlements, and through windows. ", "Are we done? ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. Heh heh, I dinnae know we were playing anybody! ], Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this. Winners, "Men, George Washington never lost! The item description makes a reference to Date Masamune's nickname, The One-eyed Dragon. Hup, hup, hup yap! The Demoman lets out a wolf howl while holding out his arms and looking towards the sky. Take your voodoo back to Canada! ], [Sentry Gun fires rockets at the Demoman. Some men gave more than some. Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! Shutting down. The fast pace of the game makes it almost unusable for direct confrontation, but players who are able to micromanage their sticky placements, find clever trap locations, know to fight only when it's advantageous, and are able to land direct grenade launcher hits when caught off-guard can become the most fearsome defensive powerhouses in the game, rivaling even the Engineer's fully-upgraded Sentry Gun. ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_responses&oldid=3353634, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Ryu: Reckon yer fancy tatsumabalaba ding dong woulda saved ye? TF2 Domination Quotes Paul Hikari 6.23K subscribers Subscribe 19K Share Save 923K views 11 years ago This has probably been done already, but here's a compilation of everyone's domination. ", "You better hide, wizard! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! This weapon's name is a reference to the myth that a Scottish person will usually greet others with physical violence, due to their stereotypically aggressive nature. That's all I do. ", "Merasmus! You can have it back next game! The description is a reference to the common phrase when handling sharp objects: "don't poke your eyes out", and the fact that the Demoman has only a single eye. I have an eagle head right now.". ", "Come on out, Merasmus! It is pronounced similarly to "lock", but the "k" is softened. However, the Pyro has one tool that the Scout doesn't the Compression Blast. It is impossible for us to lose! The quote, "Something wicked this way comes," is spoken in Act IV, Scene 1 by the Second Witch as Macbeth approaches. This is a reference to The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond, a well-known traditional Scottish song published in 1841. ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! You are a mistake of nature! I have turned into a robot again! ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. Since then, he's been working as a mercenary. Woh, hup sti'that! ", "DOMINATED! [sotto voce] We should be friends forever, eh? [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. ", "DOMINATED! . ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! With 175HP and 93% base speed, the Demoman's true worth lies with his projectile-based weaponry. The Eyelander is a reference, both in name and design, to the film Highlander; specifically the character of Connor McLeod (last of the clan McLeod). Funnily enough, the Demoknight style can be very useful against enemy players, but unless you forgo the shoes in favor of having a grenade launcher, it makes you very vulnerable to sentries. A popular brand of cider is named Scrumpy Jack. The "half" part of the name comes from the fact that the Demoman is only blind in one eye. The label on the bottle indicates that it was made in 1680, the same year that the notorious pirate known as Blackbeard was born. Uh, not you, brain maggot. The "eye" part is a direct reference to the Demoman's cycloptic nature. ", "Bomb head! Like these quotes? Why it sucks: Shortstop, Mad Milk (some might say it doesn't blow, but IMO candy cane does better and you can keep your pistol or bonk), Holy Mackerel is vanilla bat reskin but IMO there are way better bats (ie sandman, candy cane) 3 Gas Jockey's Gear (pyro) Requires: Attendant, Degreaser, Powerjack Effect:+10% faster move speed on wearer For someone who is extremely sensitive about his missing eye, he gives us pretty good ones: In public servers, a Demoman can usually get away with just laying some clever traps, and may even fare well in direct combat. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is . Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The name of this item is a reference to the end of Meet the Demoman, when the Demoman declares "I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone!". IN HELL!" "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby?" Dominating an Engineer "Don't hide behind yer toys, lad!" "You're weak. In film and television, Sherlock Holmes is often depicted as wearing a similar deer-stalking hat, though he never did in any of the original novels. Eye." "I HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YE THE WHOLE TIME!" "Bloody hell." Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated! "There can be only one!" The Ullapool Caber is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. ", "You will stand next to that cart or I will, "All gave some, some gave all! The Demoman raises a bottle of beer with his left hand while holding a crate of bottles under his right arm, yelling. Feliz Navidad! ", "Ha ha ha! "Shorn" is the past participle of "shear", which is the act of cutting a sheep's wool off. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. The page Demoman (Team Fortress 2) contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. Share them . ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! !" "There can be only one! ", "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands! This is reciprocated by Sniper, Seems like nothing but a drunken wreck on the surface, but Demoman greatly puts value on honor. The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. ", "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! This hat more closely resembles a Balmoral bonnet, which was worn by several Scottish military regiments until they all switched to the Glengarry in 2006. I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! I am a robot, I don't understand anything! ", "Merasmus! (said differently than the above two) - while head-butting during the Skullcracker taunt. Due to the comedic style of Team Fortress 2 and Valve's humor, the game often includes references, usually in a humorous fashion. After the war! [whispered] Just in case. Well, half out. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! 30 TF2 Demoman's Medic Quote Variations in 90 Seconds | Team Fortress 2 1,319,515 views May 31, 2020 43K Dislike Kruthal 5.47K subscribers Notice Age-restricted video (based on Community. "So t'all ya fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure. Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historic Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. ", "gonna take down to the pain train station in train town", "Whoo, whoo, yah sure! "This is my world. ", "Feet up! "I'm a grim bloody fablewith an unhappy bloody end!". "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!". That's it, there's go, ho ho! Demoman's catchphrase is "KA-BOOM!" Demoman uses a grenade launcher as his primary weapon, a sticky bomb launcher as his secondary weapon, and a glass bottle as his melee weapon. ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. ", "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing", "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. - starting a round with the Magical Mercenary equipped. A caber is a large wooden pole used in the caber toss, an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class You are not welcome in my world. ", "I run on blood! Listens: 9814 Who: . Someone who is traitorous or unpopular is often referred to as a "Judas", after Judas Iscariot, the apostle of Jesus Christ who betrayed Him. Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. ", "I am a robot! "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you." Dominating a Scout "Dominated, short pants!" "How's that domination feel, city boy?" "You kids today don't know how to dominate." "Less talk, more fight." "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster." "You run fast, my bullets run faster." "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." The Demoman has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands). "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. After the enemy Medic and his principal buddy, Demo is likely one of the most important targets for a Spy to take out if they're even halfway decent. You take away the Demoman's explosives and give him a sword, shield, and funny shoes to fight against a team of mercenaries wielding rocket launchers, high-powered sniper rifles, and miniguns. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. We are the best! They got more fs uncensored than they got the likes of me. Freedom! There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! ", (unintelligible muttering) "I love you man", "Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-", "Everyone thinks I'mGod damn it" (weeping), "Any one of you--!" I was just gettin' warmed up! IN HELL! Though almost close to being close to the damage of a fully charged headshot, it deals the most damage out of all melee weapons in the game. ", "I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! This is a play on words from a quote from the Shakespearean play Macbeth, which gives a fictional portrayal of the historical Scottish thane Macbeth. ], Demoman: They've got more f-[long censored]-s than they've got the likes of me. It's on like--!" One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] I'm strong. The taunt is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. "Soldier's a goner!" "There's a spy creeping around here." "I've seen better sides of been beef run over by a combine." "What in Sam Hill were you thinking, String-bean?" "Teleporter down!" "Dispenser down!" "Sentry Down!" "Spy sapping my teleporter." "Well, I guess that's that." "Damn, dagnabbit!" Tactics There's a new angel in heaven "Little too much caber-tossin' pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? ", "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! A nine iron is a type of golf club. The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. ", "Son, whatever third-world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American! This is a reference to the Training new players are encouraged to go through when they first launch the game, which includes two portions for Soldier. The Loch Ness Monster is an alleged animal purportedly inhabiting Scotland's Loch Ness. ", "I came here to kick arse and have two eyes! The Bolsheviks were a faction of the Russian Social Democratic Labour Party, and were the driving force behind the Russian revolution in 1917. ", "It is a full moon! Why nobody use this meme? ", "I am a robot! twitch chat click to copypasta May 2019 I used to be a real ad More Copypastas There is no "random number generator" in any games 6 twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? ", "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog! The Grimm fables, or Grimm's Fairy Tales, were a collection of fairy tales of various origins, published by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, the Brothers Grimm, in 1812. ], Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Demoman&oldid=3005536, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Discover and share Tf2 Demoman Quotes. Sammy Davis, Jr was a well-known singer and dancer who became internationally famous for his Broadway performances. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. Looks pretty good! Interestingly enough, the exact words "Beam me up, Scotty" were never actually spoken on-set. Update. "Loch" is a Scots and Scottish English word for a lake. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. "There can be only oneeye." With me. ", "You kids today don't know how to dominate. Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. It's not burned! The Ullapool Caber's taunt was added during the. You are not welcome in my world!" -after getting a few kills in a row. The Scout (real name Jeremy) is an American hailing from South Boston, but somehow has a Bronx accent. Someone, take out me other eye! The Eyelander, which is a two-handed claymore, also bears close resemblance to the sword thought to have been used by William Wallace. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. Hah hah ha! ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. They begged us, "All gave some! Let's go! Sometimes the bash itself is enough to finish an enemy off. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. Don't mind if I do! Tweet @Portal2Sounds. ", "I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it! I cannot be reasoned with! I've got yer nickel! Snipers. ", "This point is mine! The Demoman drinks a bottle of beer and proceeds to steer a wooden ship wheel. ", "Just bought two tickets to the gunshow, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, "See? When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. ", "Abra Kadabra! ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! Tf2 Soldier Quotes Tf2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Announcer Quotes Tf2 Heavy Quotes Tf2 Sniper Quotes Team Fortress 2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Engineer Quotes Tf2 Pyro Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates . Come out! ", [Cut back to the Demoman's room, music pauses. ", "yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. ", "We give up, Merasmus! Unlike the Demoman, he elected to be fitted with a glass eye. ", "Oh, it's a tie, is it? Fixed the Soldier/Demoman taunts not working correctly when the. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. ", "Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian! TF2 didn't start with a lot of story. engineered inventions of tomorrow such as an, knocking out Demoman via sedation, and then intending to bury him alive until Miss Pauling talks him out of it, the intended way to play the class, if the Defense designation is any indication, Though if you actually look at his stats, he isn't moving, Unless you have the Sticky Jumper, then self-damage isn't a factor, at the cost of not being able to hurt. This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting that only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. ", "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back togetherIN HELL!". The Ullapool Caber. When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. In earlier centuries, the entire west coast of the country was sometimes referred to as Argyll. Let's go cause some more trouble! "Blind fire" is when a person fires a weapon from behind an object and does not reveal themself. "Three Times a Lady" is a 1978 single by the funk and soul band The Commodores. ", "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.". ", "'Course we won! This is Soldier, by the way. That book's the Bombinomicon! This is a reference to double malt Scotch whisky, which is made by blending two single malts. Demoman (TF2) > Quotes (?) Demomen can now detonate their stickies while taunting. I'm a grim bloody fable, wit' an unhappy bloody end!" ", "Yer like a little bunny Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries! But as the updates got more ambitious, we found the perfect way to explore the mercs' world: comics. ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. Over the years, the comics have spawned ancillary characters, then assistants to the ancillary characters. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. Demoman: ", "Like a chorus of wee bagpipe-playing angels! ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie! ", "Not a single one of 'em can lay a proper sticky! ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! Do you understand that? In Highlander, the main character Connor McLeod speaks this line when he is possessed by the Quickening, absorbing the knowledge and power of his defeated adversary. Now put down those socks and let's get to work! ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended - YouTube 0:00 / 15:04 Team Fortress 2- Demoman Theme Extended Adon Trowbridge 2.34K subscribers 1.1K 92K views 9 years ago This is the theme for the. This page was last edited on 15 November 2020, at 02:31. "Bloody Mary" was the nickname given to Queen Mary I of England due to the hundreds of religious dissenters she had burnt alive. ", "One time I killed a man in Germany! All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Soldier taunts page along with a description of the animation. Shulk: Dominated, Monado bastard! Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian), "Have ye heard aboot the Beer of the Month Club? ", "Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. "You cannot burn me! ", "Oh, d'ye like that, yeah? ", "DOMINATED! By lehomer22 2022-01-20 18:30 89% (601) Demoman The Loose Cannon Video TF2 Spy Movie Critical Hit DEMO CROC! A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! I'm a drunk and glorious man! ], [Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives. Also it's probably common knowledge at this point but the song is sampled from unleash the beast 1 Ribbles78 Engineer 2 yr. ago But I like engineer gaming 30 corona_australia Medic Equipping the Bottle Taunt suggests otherwise That's why he is constantly drunk when on the job. You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" ", "I'm gonna break my foot off in this tie's ass! ", "If you know what's good for ya, you will run! We'll see about that! ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! ", "Remember, men, there is no 'I' in 'team'! ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! ", "Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. "Freeeedooooom!" The Demoman then winds up his arm twice before punching the other player's fist. ", "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen! This nickname refers to the fact that Date Masamune also wore an eyepatch, although the Demoman's eyepatch is on the other eye. Give me back me eye! A Michel De Montaigne I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. ", "Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots! ", "You are all weak. ", "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now! He also appears in Star Wars: The Old Republic, The Orange Box and Dota 2. ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! ", "Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites! Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". ", "Come with me if you want to live. Robert Roy MacGregor, often simply called "Rob Roy", was a famous Scottish outlaw and folk hero from the late 1600s and early 1700s. ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. Between his and Soldier's rocket jumps, Demoman's fling him a lot further at the cost of dealing more self-damage. He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. ", "I won't lie, lad, that was a tough one! ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. Each class is distinct in looks, personality, and accent, and has a set of weapons and equipment unique to them. ], [The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. "The natural enemy of the robot is hippies! I am here to take American jobs! [sotto voce] I do like you, it's just for show. The Highlanders were famous for their charges. 1. There you are! Put them in a tub with scented candles. The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. A private reserve is a set of bottles generally of higher quality set aside by the manufacturer of alcohol to sell for special occasions.