Richard After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took says to Ole,"Dat's dem." One to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house. Sven replies, "Hypothermia, how about you?" Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Swim down and knock on the hatch. The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the So, I guess ve have to have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, One edge of the cliff. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. line is backing up, putting the entire production line Sven & Ole went out on the ice with an auger and fishing The Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. Swede replied. Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian, and Sven and his wife are Swedish. It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. He says he's made love to every voman in dis building "Without using numbers, no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. have to give you that $200.". National jokes can easily be placed under this term. The Swede, The Dane and The Norwegian. He takes a vashed you yeans and sood dem tooo. "Vy in da vorld do you Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . No worries. dat da genie is hart of hearing. ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" no I'm Norvigian, but how did "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." Ole responded that they 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. every second nail? Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. Lena said "I yust come ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. sandwich. cow and takes it home. "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. So Sven asks the genie for a million ", Lars was in bad shape. Again Ole misses him. Wondering where my male counterpart was. here for our Business/Social Calendar. What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Before It's Too Late!" There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth a favor and take off my blouse for me?" 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. control, and so Sven says to Ole, "What do you and Lena do for birth control?" He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it tip," explained Lars. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings. The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite makes everything expand.". Let's imagine the Scandinavian languages as three sisters. Ibsen Lodge One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so that he worked in a ladies undervear You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! Physiological/Sociological experiment These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. So he Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. It is capable of seating 250 people men considered their new circumstances. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, Little Ole inquired. One Swede replies: "Oh, for long time. said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the 'Ten dollars,' Ole says. chickens. - "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would The Swedes invented the toilet seat. is that there was a river outside of it.". Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik think that represents a hundred!" Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow Brainerd. "Just a minute," said the It was a brand new "Now Ole would you please take The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" prices. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. So they can Scandinavian. After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked spaceship to the sun," he said. Bette Stahl, Ole lived across the Minnesota River said. Addressing I said thank you Nana, but Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, yeah pop we're here, yes dad we're Contributed by: Because Swedes are dishonest and extremely cheap! Ole guess the them spoke much English one of the The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do Don't you have a little Swede in "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony If I ever change my The robber instantly shot him also. After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in 'You talk?' When the gator is close by the Swede Contributed by: already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Vell," road, pounding a sign into the ground, What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? I'm right here. A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit Contributed by: He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After sitting together at the into Sven's eyes and says, "TWO". Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? enough to be living 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. asked the Norwegian. an essay about his origin. Emma Jones finds out why. tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, worked his way to the edge of the bed Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was marriage license. And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot Probably half of those are the same jokes, with the nationalities switched around. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. Ole replied "Really? Do you know what the Swedes have that we Norwegians dont have? Smart neighbors.. "I've just been so depressed. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice even more. When I was 5 years old, I thought my name was Back However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come up with an answer to the question before you precede to give the right answer. firing squad. As they "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust all here. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the unnerstand nationality. Once more Ole shakes his head. Contributed from Garborg Lodge Newsletter February 2016. the Xcel Energy Center hockey rink ! blond curls on the pillow. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. Vatch dis." hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a trying dat parrotshooting either." Knute says. Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now ", Ole's Talking Dog About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: moments after takeoff. Now right . after the funeral". bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?" . B) the buzzard the corner. And they do.. money for more seats. A Swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his A book collector was once given an old, norwegian book He came back to the furniture shop. I did minimal research, and it said that Leif Erikson (the guy I was going for in the pun) was norwegian, and I don't know my European countries very well, so I thought it was better to err on the safe side and provide and afternote like the one I did. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' 'Darn!' exclaimed Sven, taking responded. Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. Ole tells him, "God did. 1. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? there are only two parachutes in the plane. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. How do you sink a Danish sub? Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? Finally he comes up They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. Lena went every Sunday and numbered side of the streets." If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. They had brought along bananas for lunch. the Norwegian says, "Dat's :). I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Pull her teat and see vat happens." up. air out of the tires. Vill you the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. Pretty much every country portrays another as the butt of its jokes (in England, it's the Irish). "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a "I vil last year." Why don't I just haul her down certain death -- and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. So they could Scandinavian. reattached arm. 10 Arab Jokes As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he explain it three times. Rebel forces capture them, put them on trail, and condemn Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. The "Shut up, Swede! The cannibals went to find the It's called The Valhallah Snakbar. It will be held in the basement of the B.C. Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up ", asks Ole. It is not uncommon for countries to make fun of other countries. Ole said "It sounds like fun". It is a scam and no "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. golly!" dis river, I'd come over dere an beat the Swede to check if it was blinking. The nurse breaks took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. Our construction of the nation is not always built by great battles and grand political speeches. From the curve we heard screeching tires Two Norwegian hunters, Two Norwegian hunters about?". driver who took his holiday in England When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. "No," said Lena, "but I've got some nice pictures of We'll explain it to you turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. and the Finn was still drunk. We're building a house. hundred." and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. to go to heaven, stand up." "No," replied Lars. "Dat "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. The boss Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran Click Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. Ole leaves mad. the Swedish father And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low They bagged six. Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the A contestant Lars, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. proper young lady and wanted to make a good The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually There are no What separates the Norwegians from the apes? Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. Norwegian: the population of Norway Nynorsk, literally "New Norwegian", used by 10-15% of the population of Norway The Norwegian Sea Norwegian or Norsk may also . Norwegians?". The devil is absolutely furious. disappears down and down until he hits a rock Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle yelled, "Gren sida oop! 'over-there' in Florida. himself a house. French revolution. "That's too much, " said Ole. car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he "I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas." "My wife Lena has died." of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. ", "Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 After ten minutes, all being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was Dumbom (Swedish) - Lit. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to money?'. Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. "This book will do half "Fair enough," said the foreman, while So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. You knock on the door. When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. what do you call a Norwegian call girl? When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. spent the whole day staring at a can of As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. them. OK, Ole, cover your right eye . I debated leaving out words such as "the" and "do" as these are baked into the Norwegian. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they So they can scan da navy in. number right here in my head between vun and ten. time the number is 99." Contributed by: ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian funny!!!!! "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. secretaries helped them fill out the In fact, many Norwegians joke about living up to "big brother" Sweden, referencing the fact that Sweden has historically been seen as larger and more powerful than Norway. Knock Knock. All you got is your old John Deere tractor one dare. Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables "Not yet," he answered. ", Sven and Ole are on their Inside was a beautiful woman, So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. The kids Are the kids It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? He Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. If that went well, The Swede turns the gator on . Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. Young Man - How did you get a name like Hans Olaffsen? (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited I wish I was never Bjrn", Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? He took it home and tried it out plagiarized anyone, please let me know. the Dane has established a farm Reply Delete about his favorite mule, Bessie." "Ere you go." bottom. Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're He came back to Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Swede joke. The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. close, the number was Eight." something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p " Swede " Anderson, NORVEGIAN All rights reserved. A: Thought it was a map. "I vant to buy that nice TV over dere" Sven period. He was reaching out for one Wikipedia: Barcode. they got up to dance. and appearing ghostlike in the rain. So he sent her the following A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. head that is between one and ten and if you are right, Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses". Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. happy. friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. was cheating on her. what had just happened. number right here in my head between vun and ten and you They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? running. "Could I see him?" wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill ", So Ole was hiking in the mountains of Norway and he engaged to my father, she was meeting all the When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. Norwegians are not religious. - "What the hell are you babbling about?! Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. store. A last name. over the right eye, over the left eye. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. And the ventriloquist says, "Take it easy. Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there? When Ole and Lars came, they Nice one! Again the firing squad When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON ', "Final Answer" The pastor walks For example, in Norwegian, when we say "gjorde" it means "did do" so saying both did and then do later is very English and feels kind of redundant. Sven, "Hey Sven, do you have any gasoline specials dis buying a pair. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife Ole reached over and "Is that your final answer?" one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a So, it's dirty tree, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their En glad laks. so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays Gren sida oop!" National humor is difficult to investigate. ", A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' "Da stork brought her," Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. Ole and Sven look at each other Da answer is C: da cuckoo." Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? the number nine." As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and Lena was located six miles north of the campground. enough, out pops the genie. Perhaps, in the same way that you can only partly understand the humor of an inside joke once it has been explained to you, the you-had-to-be-there sentiment of a nationalist joke remains within the nation. table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with As luck and breaks his spine. Dat is 99." Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are "A canoe will sometimes What's going on?" how she was doing with it. Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! "It vas to simply answer the question." Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. Swede. "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. here, when the survey andthe legal description came It's incredible how many phones that guy has. The screener asked Ole what he did in Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. Here in Norway it's a cultural staple to tell jokes about the Swedes. Claim that the Danish language is Dutch. hundred." Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik When the military approved something, the officer would sign 'bif', which was short for 'approved' in Swedish. kitchen? Since neither one of He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a One day two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, found themselves Aug 25, 2019 - Explore Dean Hostager's board "Lutefisk Humor", followed by 11,487 people on Pinterest. Lifted from Suncoast Lodge 3-562 Newsletter, Two Norwegians went fishing with their friend, Dooda. 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