Goatrope: A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error. . Budweiser: Nickname for the SEAL Trident insignia. E.g. Aviators "call the ball" as a reference guide to their positioning in the landing sequence. Sea chest: A trunk or storage container used for a sailor's personal property. forecastle zoo: Game of naming everything on the forecastle which has an animal name, e.g. See also TSC. NAMTRADET: Naval Aviation Maintenance Training Detachment. Some black shoes say "Live by the gouge, die by the gouge." OBNOB: Only Black Nuke Onboard. Ricky Ninja: Within minutes of lights out, the entire division is asleep, except for the Ricky Ninjas, dressed in their ski masks and sweaters, sliding from rack to rack, Gullivering, dirty-dicking, and spitting in the RPOC's canteen. Carpet Bombing. Usually it was gray, loud and smoking when it landed. Black box: Repair, in primarily for electronic equipment, where an entire card or subsystem is replaced, rather than individual components. Royal Baby: Originally the fattest man on the ship, chosen as part of Neptune's court during Shellback initiation, which includes kissing his belly. Pass in Review: The ceremony of graduation from boot camp into Navy life. The head of a ship, submarine, aviation squadron or shore command; usually no lower in rank than a Commander, often a Captain, the Commanding Officer is in charge of most of the everyday things that happen on board the ship, in the squadron or aboard the shore installation, from corporal punishment (Captain's Mast) to common everyday maintenance, and upkeep of the ship, squadron or shore command. Building 1: USS Brooke (FFG-1), so called because she had so many problems with her P-fired boilers that she was regularly unable to get underway from her long-occupied berth at NAVSTA San Diego. "), Pier tender: A ship that never gets under way. Some "Nuke Waste" treat it as a sort of dubious badge of honor, others remain bitter about it for the rest of their Navy career. They are more often than not quite beautiful and are often sought after by nave junior sailors who neglect to check the downstairs plumbing until its too late. Scuttle: A smaller, sealable, opening in a larger, heavier door or hatch. So named because of the black and khaki working uniform. Pirate Navy: Small boy crafts generally referring to the smallest of the vessels, such as Minesweepers, Coastal Patrol boats, and sometimes Frigates. Whistling Shit Can of Death: CH-46 Seaknight Helicopter, described as such because of the whistling sound the engines make, and because the CH-46 has been prone to failures, and has killed its share of air crews. Cake-eater: Derogative term for officers. Sea Stories: Often exaggerated or embellished tales from previous deployments or commands told by seniors to juniors. Channel Fever: Anxiousness, felt when approaching port, to get leave. noun slang a lounge lizard This usage of the term dates from the 1920s, when it vied in popularity with 'sheik' to indicate a slick young Romeo who wows the flappers and likes the high life. PIERPAC: Pretending to be on deployment while moored to a pier. The Sub equivalent to the Four by Eight watch mentioned above. VERTREP: Vertical Replenishment: The taking of supplies (resupply) from a supply ship via helo pick-up and drop-off. Monkey Mate: Derogatory term used by Boiler Technicians to describe their brethren in the much cooler Engineroom on the other side of bulkhead from their Fireroom. Right side of an aircraft when facing the nose. Plastic Fantastic: F/A-18 used in the 1980s. Also termed as Smokin' and Jokin'. Tits Up: Broke-dick, inoperable, dead (from some piece of equipment being "flat on its back"). Reveille: An announcement over the 1MC at 0600 local time, bugle call, trumpet call or pipes call, most often associated with the military; it is chiefly used to wake military personnel at sunrise. "Tack on crow": (Hazing) When promoted in rank, senior and equivalent ranks would tack the crow (solidly punching) patch on one's arm as good luck so it does not "fall off." VF: Fixed Wing Fighter Aircraft Squadrons. Tube steak: Hot dogs (also, called "dangling sirloin"). Also known as the Bitch Box. Marine Shower: No soap and water, just deodorant and cologne, Marine Table Cloth: See Marine Dinner Tray. Admin: Aviation,Pre-arranged meeting point, or shared hotel in-port. So called in reference to her collision with the USS Kennedy in 1975. Twidget: Sailor in the Electronics or Electrical fields of job specialties. In modern times it is an aluminum rubbish bowl. Permanent Help: Slang for a PH (Photographer's Mate) in a fighter squadron. Also, a board and dice game akin to Backgammon. MAA: Master-at-Arms. Hatch: A closure in the deck, commonly watertight, on a Naval vessel. What is cake eater slang for in military? Tweek and Peak: To fine tune something (uniform, rack, hair, etc); usually for inspection preparation. Often used sarcastically in reference to Naval lifestyle. Port: Left side of the boat or ship (when facing the bow). On submarines the bilge rat is usually the smallest non-qual in the division, although bilges are great places for a field day assignment (good for napping) so a senior second class petty officer might call dibs on a bilge. The Enlistee is immediately granted E-3 rank upon completion of basic training, and E-4 rank upon completion of "A" school. Service Dress Bozo: Service Dress Blue uniform with a bow tie worn by a junior officer to a formal event for which he was too cheap to buy a formal mess dress jacket. So named because one's sphincter tends to tighten up or "pucker" involuntarily during such times. The trigger is taped down and once someone holds the end of the screwdriver, the battery is slapped in and the player must attempt to hold on to the screwdriver for as long as possible. Nairobi trail markers. These seals also keep all flatulence inside the suit, where it remains hot and mixes with ball sweat, pitstink, and various other foulness. Usually consists of one cruiser, one supply ship, and one or two destroyers, frigates, and submarines. CVN 7 on 2: The USS Abraham Lincoln CVN-72. Naval Infantry: Derogatory term for the U.S. Marines, although historically some of the original colonies/early states had "naval infantry" or "naval militia.". Mostly issued in boot camp to set a recruit back in training due to poor performance. Worn by nukes and submarine crewmembers to measure radiation received over time. "cunt ring". OBA: Oxygen Breathing Apparatus. Left side of an aircraft when facing the nose from inside. Lady Lex: Either of the two aircraft carriers named "Lexington.". Ghetto: Open-bay barracks, usually reserved for single sailors who are in transit or otherwise temporarily assigned there. FFG: Frigate, Guided Missile, class of ship. Roll-em's: Movie night, usually shown in the ready room or the wardroom. ", these items have very limited use--one specific evolution--and therefore could also refer to a sailor with only one skill or is qualified on only one watch station. The Navy's senior admiral and member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. ADSEP: ADministrative SEParation: Release from Naval Service for administrative reasons. Usually introduced by XO on the 1MC. Also known as a "shit bag.". Shellback: An individual who has crossed the Line/, Shitbag (also Shitbird, Shitbrick, Shithead, Shitstain, Shitstick, Shitrat, Shitweed): (1) (. The Boat: Airdale term for the ship their airwing is attached to. This is an all-white short sleeve uniform that makes the wearer look suspiciously like the ice cream man. (The Navy term for Air Force personnel is simply "Queer. Chief Warrant Officer (W1W5): A "Super Goat," a highly qualified senior enlisted (E-7/E-8) person who has earned a commission through a competitive process and continues to work in their technical field. Blue Falcon: (Also known as a "Bravo Foxtrot") Slang term for "Buddy Fucker", also, "Noble Order of the Blue Falcon" for those who are true masters of Blue Falconry. 5MC: A circuit similar to the 1MC, except that it is only heard on the flight deck of an air-capable ship and in engineering spaces. This is almost always used when ashore. OSs, STs and other Twidgets that don't, for example, stand any rate-related watches in port (in the days of steam ships especially) get even less respect. USS Neversail: (1) Any mock-up ship found in boot camp. ", ASVAB: The Navy's enlisted entrance exam. These recruits usually end up getting ASMO'ed to a company that is earlier in training. Queer: Nickname for the EA-6B Prowler. Roger That: A term of understanding and acceptance when given an order or other information. But is now used for men who enjoy the butt sex. the new book was a three ring binder, blue in color and had "3-M" all across the front & side. What does cake-eaters expression mean? A great place to catch up on scuttlebutt and unwind after a long day. An obsolete / unofficial procedure signal. Turd Chasers: Nickname for individuals assigned to the Hull Maintenance Technician (HT) and Seabees Utilities Man (UT) rating because their shipboard and base duties include plumbing. Veal Wheels. ", Danger nut: A "fun" game in which one or more sailors place a washer or nut around a rod or similar metal device and then hold it to a steam vent. So called because of the rubber seals at the neck and wrists which keep water out in the event of water entry. in the civilian world. A pivoting latch, usually one of several, for locking down a water-tight hatch. Normally a last resort, yet used more often than not, that when not done properly causes one hell-of-a mess especially on CHT lines when some unfortunate soul is on the crapper when the full force of the firemain comes through. From Hawaiian. Lather up and wash. Crack House: A designated smoking area aboard ship that is not a. Crapper: A toilet, see also shitter and pisser. By definition are technical specialists. Conducts operations near shore. Often still used by a "dirt sailor." Stacker: Crew that handles and maintains the air launched weapons, Aviation Ordnancemen (Red shirts), BCG's: Birth Control Glasses: Standard Navy-issue corrective eyewear for non-flight crew and non-flight deck personnel. This follows from a three-section watch rotation, and results in the sailor standing watch at a different time every day and night, repeating every three days. LPOD: Last Plane On Deck: The time when all aircraft should be on the ground. Also. Estel Jedi Youngling. PCU: Pre Commissioning Unit: What a ships company is called before a ship is commissioned. "cake eater" " betta recognize bitch " by Nooch December 31, 2004 Get the cake eater mug. FTN Striker: Sailor whose stated goal/desire is to get discharged. Helo Dunker: Dreaded training device that all naval aircrew and pilots must endure every few years when they complete water survival training, or swims. Designed to simulate crashing a helo at sea, it is basically a huge metal drum with seats and windows that is lowered into a pool and then flipped upside down with the passengers strapped into it. Estel, Oct 4, 2003. Marine Mattress: A female who likes to "socialize" with the Marines. One who does not pull his share of the load. This can be for a variety of reasons: Medical, personal, disciplinary, etc. Bulkhead remover: A fictional substance veteran sailors often task new sailors with getting, as a joke. METOC), UNREP: Underway Replenishment: The taking of supplies from a supply ship by maneuvering alongside it and passing lines between it and one's own vessel. DLG: Destroyer, Leader, Guided Missile, class of ship. There are no monkeys trying to board the ship. They "shit" words out when one squeezes the handle. In an alternative version one will be pregnant. Mando Commando: Sailor assigned mandatory physical training (Mando PT or FEP) for being overweight or failing the Physical Readiness Test. DRB (Disciplinary Review Board): Step in the NJP process in which the accused attempts to prove his innocence by being screamed at for 2 hours. Old Salt: A naval veteran. Also used to indicate one who is in a bad mood "What's wrong with him?" Machinery Repairmen are skilled machine tool operators. The term is used in boot camp to refer to male masturbation. Just press the I Believe button. Generally speaking, a cake eater was a spoiled socialite, quite the opposite of a "he-man." Hal Bayer Materials Management (1983-present) Author has 445 answers and 123.6K answer views 3 y Mandatory physical training regimen designed to return sailors to within physical readiness standards. P.C.O.D. (2) (Derogatory) Nickname for the USS Forrestal (CV 59) after the fire on 29 July 1967 that killed 134 sailors and injured 161 on the aircraft carrier. Also sailor(s) who head for the quarterdeck immediately after "shift colors.". Creator Axelrod, Alan Summary Usually tasked with dirty and nasty jobs often referred to as "Shit Work.". To ELTs, it's "Superior Mechanic, Almost God.". Topsider: Anyone who is not a nuke, or Engineer. The rating badge icon looked like a bar stool. Drop a Chit: The act of filling out a request chit. On other surface ships. As in, "They just found a dead rat in the deep fat fryer and now the cooks have a shit storm on their hands.". See FAG. Brown Water: Shallow water close to land; Brown Water Navy (Sailor): Any Sailor who operates a small boat in inshore areas. Stupid-: Adjective for remedial training. Ricky Sweep: Use of a bare hand to gather dustbunnies and other dirt from a deck. A frame on a ship is its ribs and they are set a certain distance apart so if your ships frames are 3 apart the rule is 9. Joe Navy: Another term for a lifer with no life outside the Navy. : an effeminate party-going dandy. Also, a traditional naval toast. Usually the senior pilot on a patrol aircraft, having been previously designated a 2P (second pilot). 2.) Common departments are combat systems (combination of some operations/weapons department divisions) supply, admin, deck, engineering, operations, and maintenance. A sissy.' Page 30. The most junior officer aboard ship, who has to handle the most demeaning or illegal duties demanded by HQ. To throw someone 'under the bus', or to out someone as being the one who did something wrong or made a bad call. Apocryphally, a show in which women have sex with dogs and ponies: Sailors may claim to have witnessed such shows in. Boats list (lean to the inside of a turn), Ships heel (lean to the outside of a turn). S.N.A.F.U. Generally a lazy navy cook phones it in by opening an industrial size can of ravioli and dumps out a couple loaves of white bread and calls it good. Refers to anything impressive or greatly exceeding what is required. Term for throwing something overboard; refers to the "deep six", the lowest. Also stands for "Fun Time Navy" around higher chain of command to save face in front of said chain of command, yet "secretly" means "Fuck the Navy." Loop, Looper: An officer, usually a LT or LCDR, who is an admiral's aide. This is the only thing in the universe that can travel faster than light. Bounce Pattern: When several aircraft are practicing touch and go landings at the same airfield. Alpha Mike Foxtrot: Adios, motherfuckers. The washer or nut spins wildly due to the high pressure of the steam. See also "Blue Shirt. Mast: Common abbreviated form of "Captain's Mast" or "Admiral's Mast." Quarters: A gathering of all the people in the organization. Call an Audible: American football term refers to the quarterback . Water wars: Water fights in the engineering spaces, including the use of hot brine, disassembling ventilation ducting, rigging temporary air hoses, and dumping trash cans full of water on the deck. Never washed, except as a prank by disgruntled juniors. "Take that and give it the float test". Ricky Boxing: Masturbation. Only qualified medical personnel can recommend SIQ, and only the command can authorize it. Round Turn: To put some elbow grease into it; to work hard at it and make a strong effort to finish the job. Really, really, really early in the morning. Marines have an equivalent "tack" on each side. Can-opener: Safecracker who opens cheap safes. Grog: Initially, this referred to the watered down rum ration given daily to sailors in the Royal Navy. VAQ: Fixed Wing Electronic Attack aircraft Squadrons. NON: "Needs of the Navy" a priority over anything to do with one's family or person; as in God, Country, Family. Both "kamayan" and "kinamot" mean "[eating] with the hands", from the root words kamay and kamot, both meaning "hands". Buffer Tech: A junior enlisted who polishes the deck with a buffer, a duty normally assigned to shore duty personnel or those attending "A" School. Trident: Special Warfare Insignia earned by Navy SEALS. Jughead: US Marine, so called because their "high and tight" haircuts make their heads look like inverted jugs in profile. Can also refer to the traditionally profanity-laced language patterns of sailors. CINCHOUSE: Commander-in-Chief of the House. In flight training, a down is a failed flight. Hot Footed: Carefully placing matches under the toenails of a sleeping shipmate and then lighting them all at the same time, after which the perpetrator(s) immediately hide or attempt to look innocent, leaving the victim to wonder what asshole did this to him. D.B.F. Comp Time: Compensation Time, time/days off during week for shore-based sailors who had weekend assignments, above and beyond mere watch-standing. Monkey Butt: same as civilian usage; rash or other anal condition caused by less than sanitary field conditions. Drifter: Sailor who at all times lacks the ability to stay focused. Limp Wristing: An unsatisfactory amount of physical effort put into shutting a valve. Vampire Liberty: A day off one gets for donating a pint of blood. They have small, useless metal handles on the side, and are perfectly sized so that one has to turn them at an angle to get through a knee knocker without grazing one's knuckles. Derragoratory term for a JO. CO: Commanding Officer. Sometimes used especially of the sailors from the USS Mathers. Balls O'Clock: Any unspecified time late at night when it is absurd to be awake and having to do things, be on watch, etc. Meat Identifier: A side dish during chow that helps in identifying usually nondescriptive looking main dishes. When one goes off, the other takes his place (three men share two racks). Puka: any small space or opening. ASH Receiver: An "ash tray." Dining-ins are for the service-members only. or " Aw, Boop!" Examples: "Hey, this is no shit, but I once blah blah blah" or "Hey this is a no-shitter, I got a buddy who once blah blah blah", NUG: New Useless Guy. Members are known as "A-Gangers." Skittles: Sailors who work on the flight deck of a carrier. Note, on some ships, the 0400-0800 is the 0400-0700, see "Seven to forever" below. Dirtbag: A term often used by an annoying lifer who has no life outside the navy to insult a sailor for having a few wrinkles in his uniform, having missed a spot while shaving, having a small spot on his uniform, having hair barely touching his ears, etc. (2) Any time late at night that doesn't qualify for Oh Dark Thirty. Goes from lower ranking (Seaman, Fireman, Airman) to higher ranking (LPO, LCPO) up the chain of command. "Another Fine Navy Day! Bug Juice,the JP-5 infused koolaid served aboard aircraft carriers, Appendix:Glossary of U.S. Navy slang/Unit nicknames, https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Appendix:Glossary_of_U.S._Navy_slang&oldid=71237696. EB Red: Extreme, nuclear grade version of EB Green. Fulmer: A sailor that desperately tries to win various games (ping pong, pool, etc. For the same reason, they are sometimes referred to as ", Skivvy waver: Signalman (because of signal flags), Skosh: Perilously close to minimum acceptable levels. So called due to the number of fires that have broken out on board ship. Navy World: RTC Orlando was referred to as "Navy World" on its water tower due to Disney World and Sea World being close by. Situps, pushups and a run/bike/swim/elliptical trainer. It is sometimes cured by a "Channel Fever Shot," a slap or kick to the backside. "Taps" is a musical piece sounded at dusk, and at funerals, particularly by the U.S. military. Cheating was not allowed, and some how would be found out quickly by means of the "honey-ko telegraph. Smoke Check: What results from wiring something incorrectly. Historically, the CH-46 Sea Knight (see "Phrog") was used for such resupply, although any aircraft with a cargo hook installed can do. The fake watch is intended for the amusement of the crew. What does cake eater mean in 1920s? Veal Wheels: Veal Parmesan. It is sometimes used by seniors praising subordinates in one form or another. NEC codes identify a nonrating wide skill, knowledge, aptitude, or qualification that must be documented to identify both people and billets for management purposes. Generally found in the Western Pacific. Usually used as part of a goose-chase. Drive On! Crowd Killer: An aircraft which holds 14+ crew (typicaly no passengers). ", Dipsy Dumpster: what a shitbag sailor crawls out of, before going up to quarters, watch, liberty, etc. No-Shitter: A sea story which is mostly (never completely) fictional, and unverifiable as well. Fan Room (see "X-Ray fitting"): (1) A room with a fan or blower, A "closed" space which is often utilized for general mischief away from watchful eyes. Case dough: Nest egg. Deckplate: Derogatory term for the lowest worker. SWEATEX: (1) Any evolution or situation, to be performed by an individual, a ship, or even larger unit, subject to scrutiny by a superior, such as a major inspection; (2) An evolution that involves one sailor working while his/her superiors are watching and waiting impatiently. Also permit everyone to get evening chow at a reasonable hour (although First Dog watchstanders usually find the better chow is all gone). Sliders: Mess deck/chow hall hamburgers/cheeseburgers, so named for their high grease content and purported ability to 'slide' through the alimentary canal. Strikers are sailors that enlist without a guaranteed rate (job), with the intention of floating around until they find a department where they fit in. "He's a slutty, cake eater." by Bada Bing April 7, 2004 Get the cake eater mug. 2-6-10: Abbreviation of "It's gonna take 2 surgeons 6 hours to remove 10 inches of my boot from your ass." AFTA: Advanced First Term Avionics: Part of the advanced electronics schooling package, reserved for AT's AQ's and AX's for advanced training. Chop: Supply Officer. Cunt: A tear drop shaped piece of metal placed in the bottom loop of sail rigging to keep the rope from chaff wear during tie-down of open sails. Penis Anus: Puget Sound Naval Shipyard (PSNS). Sea Pussy: A yeoman or personnelman akin to a secretary who does clerical work. All Family Grams were screened by the CO/XO upon receipt, prior to distribution to the individual. Rent-A-Crow: A sailor advanced to E-4 because they graduated top of their "A" school class. Dumb but happy. Fat Enlisted People / Forced Exercise Program. Each crewman was allocated a limited number of these messages during each 3-month patrol and they were severely censored to protect the submariner from news that could negatively effect the emotional condition of the recipient. Seabag locker: A room, usually on board ship, where extra uniforms, or item materials are placed until needed. This is especially true if the paint being requested is classified as hazardous material, requiring special ventilation and lockouts. Ricky Crud: (1) A one-night sickness which sailors acquire in bootcamp after receiving their smallpox vaccinations. "Let's bag it.". B.O.S.N.I.A. Cruise boo: A sailor's underway spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend. Quarterdeck: Ceremonial area of the ship used while in port for either boarding, or disembarking the ship, usually found at the main deck level, mid-ship. Alternatively, "stop your grinnin' and grab your linen. Usually the most junior officer aboard ship. a "field expedient Frappuccino" might be made by putting all the MRE coffees, sugars, and creamers into a 2-liter bottle and mixing. Seabee: A member of the Construction Battalions. The more derogatory ". STREAM: Full Episodes Of SEAL Team On CBS All Access If one is on Vulcan Death Watch, one is up oncoming as drill team, on watch then offgoing as casualty response team, potentially followed by another 6 hour watch. Widow/Widower: Describes wives (and now husbands) with spouses on deployment. Chokers: Service Dress White Uniform worn by Officers and Chiefs. Emergency Blow: When a sub rapidly blows all of the ballast out of the ballast tanks, resulting in a rapid ascent and an impressive display as the sub breaks the surface. Place where food is prepared for consumption. Flare to Land, Squat to Pee: Navy pilot's derisive description of aircraft landing technique used by (primarily) Air Force aviators; used in comparison to the nerve-wracking controlled crash that is the typical carrier landing. Akin to PFM (pure fucking magic). Basically, they taught the PO2 exam for 6 months. Douche down: To wash, usually using fresh water. Before OBAs the Navy developed and used RBAs--Rescue Breathing Apparatus. Also "The Pit. The closest civilian equivalent is BMOC (Big Man On Campus). Players are first dealt 1 card each then 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13, 13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1. Welded to the Pier: A Ship being in an extended period of refit at a shipyard or naval base, which prevents it from making ready for sea for several months or longer. It's like the 1MC but restricted to Engineering Spaces. Uncle Sam's Confused Group (USCG): The US Coast Guard. Specifically anyone in an Admin Field. See also Bonnie Dick., Bonnie Dick: USS BONHOMME RICHARD * (CV/CVA 31, LHD 6), Boomer: Ballistic Missile Submarine (SSBN), Boomer Fag: Crewmember of a Ballistic Missile Submarine (SSBN). Derived from an arcane method of reading signal strength. Refers to the brace cable used to hold the mainmast of a sailing ship upright. The 43P-1 book containing MIPs stayed in the work center and was a deep red color with 43P-1 across the cover. Term used to show dissatisfaction with enlistment or unity amongst a brotherhood of bitter and disaffected sailors, specifically submariners. Warrant: A warrant officer. : People Against People Ever Reenlisting Civilian Life Is Preferable. My . Quarter Mile Island: CVN-65, USS Enterprise, and all eight of her reactors. A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire..ever..but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the . Boxing your coffee: Using two paper cups and pouring back and forth to mix creamer and/or sugar. Fuhgowee's: Code word for ditching work and going home at lunch time, so as not to be suspected by PO1, Chiefs, etc (used in Newport News Drydock). Port and Starboard: A rotation of two duty sections or watch teams, one designated port, and the other starboard. 21MC: Ships command intercom circuit, mainly used between the bridge, combat, and flight decks. Brown Shoe: Term used to describe aviation community officers and senior enlisted members, due to the dark brown footwear worn with khaki uniforms and aviation winter working green uniforms. 4 acres of sovereign U.S. soil: An aircraft carrier. Example: if told to "Deep Six" a piece of paper you would burn or shred it instead of just throwing it away (round filing or file thirteen). A spout connected to a 5 Gallon fuel can. With the retirement of the S-3B Viking all VS squadrons have been decommissioned. (2) Civilian Under Naval Training. Air Department: Consists of 5 divisions, usually manned by Aviation Boatswains Mates. Often the result of a serious engineering casualty. (2) An underperforming Cryptologic Technician or "CT" Shitbag. "Nice shit locker!". Chub Club: The mandatory physical training to which sailors are assigned if they are overweight. Lalapazazer: A good sport Lemon-Squeezer: A subway car. A sea lawyer is adept at using technicalities, half truths, and administrative crap to get out of doing work or anything else he doesn't want to do, and/or to justify his laziness. Salty: Old and experienced (or simply old and sea-worn, as in "my salty hat"). "No, just gator squares.". Double Nuts: Aircraft flown by the squadron or air wing commander, typically has "00" (zero zero) painted on the nose and also printed on routing slips for correspondence. Pronounced "See Whiz.". On submarines, the term "Battle Stations" is used. Paper Assholes: Gummed Reinforcements (office supplies); Paper Ensigns. Cell Block 70: The USS Carl Vinson (CVN-70), so called on account of her never ending berthings and overall resemblance to a prison. see also The Load. Three Frame Rule: Refers to a sailor or situation that is inherently dangerous. 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